A Quirky Tale of Ghosting in the Talent World
Intro:
It was a fine Tuesday morning. Coffee in hand, calendar full of interviews, and the scent of success wafting through the air. Little did I know... I was about to be ghosted. Again.
Welcome to the Talent Acquisition version of a murder mystery—except here, nobody dies, they just vanish after promising to join.
Chapter 1: The Curious Case of the Silent Senior Developer
You screen them. You brief them. You schedule the call.
They ace it. Client’s in love. Offer goes out.
And then? Poof. Like my weekend plans—GONE.
No calls. No emails. WhatsApp ticks turn grey.
LinkedIn? “Last seen: 2 weeks ago.”
Should I file a missing person report? Or just cry into my Excel sheet?
Chapter 2: The Investigation Begins
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Clues left behind:
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Said “I’m super excited!” on call
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Asked “When can I join?”
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Shared docs faster than I make Maggi
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But when it was time to commit: silence.
Just like that one situationship I don’t talk about anymore. 😬
Chapter 3: Tools in My TA Detective Kit 🔎
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Background check? Done.
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Multiple follow-ups? Check.
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Engaging post-offer content? Yep.
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Stalking every social profile for signs of life? Absolutely.
Yet, nothing worked. Not even memes.
Chapter 4: Lessons from the Ghost Town
🧠 Lesson 1: Always have backups. Like a true desi parent: “Beta, Plan B bhi hona chahiye.”
🧠 Lesson 2: Gauge intent during the interview. Are they in, or just window shopping?
🧠 Lesson 3: Candidate engagement is not a one-time event. It’s a full-blown relationship arc.
Outro:
So if you’ve ever been ghosted by a candidate, remember—you're not alone.
We’re all just recruiters, trying to solve the mystery of flaky joinings while juggling 10 other roles.
But hey, on the bright side—at least we don’t ghost our candidates. Right? Right?! 👀
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